So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
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I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
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Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
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