oh god the rape fog is back!
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
My dick has a subreddit
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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