Why are handjobs necessary in class?
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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