pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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