I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
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He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
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I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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