dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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