My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I believe in your delicious
dude. I can hear the air.
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