if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
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He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
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And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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