I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
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Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
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After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
MIDGETS
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saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
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