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Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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