i wish peter jackson would direct porn
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
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The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
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I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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