i don't like sucking hair
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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