I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
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her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
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I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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