Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
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If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
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Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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