Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
and you fell through a lawn chair
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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