At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
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I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
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You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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