Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
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Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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