If i come over, it means nothing
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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