If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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