He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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