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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  i feel rough

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  just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.

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• (315): View more from New York

  yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?

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• (979): View more from Texas

  we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?

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• (817): View more from Texas

  how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?

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• (406): View more from Montana

  It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.

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• (941): View more from Florida

  I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT

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