please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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