she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
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It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
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I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
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