brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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