Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
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you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
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I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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