he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
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That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
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I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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