i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Randomize
