whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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