She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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