No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
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I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
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When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
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