I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
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i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
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Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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