even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
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