i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
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