no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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