yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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