I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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