omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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