Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
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I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
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You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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