I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
we're making bets on your personal life
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get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
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I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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