Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Randomize
