So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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