Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I want to make a zoo with you.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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