big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
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Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
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I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
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