So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
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I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
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She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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