I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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