i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Only a mothe r could love this liver
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
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I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
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Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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