You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
She told me I should be a condom model.
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Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
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Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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