some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
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Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
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you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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