Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
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It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
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how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
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