i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
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she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
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I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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