Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
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How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
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How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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