Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
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