in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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