Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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