So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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