Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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